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The Lancashire Hotpots
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Chippy Tea (Live)
Well it's the end of the working week and I'm rushing back home quick I'm starving I'm fair klempt tha knows I could eat a butter brick I need stodgy food without the fuss Then wife gives me a plate of cous cous
I said I'm sorry love but I want's a chippy tea
Chippy tea, chippy tea I want's a chippy tea But you keep givin posh nosh it don't agree with me I don't want lobster thermadore Or your rasberry coulie I'm a working man from Lancashire and I wants a chippy tea
Plenty salt and vinegar on that love Leave it open will ya darling
It's dark when I sets off to work It's dark when I come home And all I want is simple food Not Din Sum from Ken Hom Her inspiration's ready steady cook Am I eating it? Am I f... it's friday night and i want a chippy tea
Chippy tea, chippy tea I want's a chippy tea But you keep givin posh nosh it don't agree with me I don't want lobster thermadore With your rasberry coolie It's Friday night I'm within my rights I wants a chippy tea
'And in the red kitchen William is preparing griddled squid With coconut pesto Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Chilli jam and an ice cointreau custard'
'And in the Lancashire kitchen Bernards brought back from the chippy Chips, peas, pudding, gravy wrapped a carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of vimto Now'
Chippy tea, chippy tea I want's a chippy tea But you keep givin posh nosh it don't agree with me I don't want lobster thermadore Or your rasberry coulie I'm a working man from Lancashire and I wants a chippy tea
Got any of your satchets of tomato sauce Throw us a chicken in there will you love
Wigan chippys they have baby's heads In St Helen's they serve splits But tha's giving nouvel cuisine And all I want is chips I don't care if it's one of Nigela's I think that's a funny name for a fella I'm not eating it I wants a chippy tea
One last time
Chippy tea, chippy tea I want's a chippy tea But you keep givin posh nosh it don't agree with me You can keep your Jamie Olivers Or your Gordon Ramsey's I'm a working man from Lancashire and I wants a chippy tea
Right Throw a sausage in that batter love Pass us one of those 2p forks
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