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Monty Python( The Pythons )
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The Tale of Sir Robin
Monty Python & Monty Python & The Holy Grail The Tale of Sir Robin So each of the knights went their separate ways Sir Robin rode north, through the dark forest of Ewing Accompanied by his favorite minstrels
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die, oh Brave Sir Robin He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off And his penis
That's, that's, that's enough music for now, lads Looks like there's dirty work afoot
Hold, yes, it was the deaded, three-headed night The fiercest creature for yards around Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com For second after second Robin held his own But the unslot proved too much for the brave knight Scarcely was his arm adempt When Robin suddenly, dramatically changed his tactics
He buggered off So he has, he's scampered Brave Sir Robin ran away No Bravely ran away away I didn't
When danger reared its ugly head He bravely turned his tail and fled No Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about I didn't And gallantly he chickened out bravely taking to his feet I never did
He beat a very brave retreat Oh, lie Bravest of the brave Sir Robin I never
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